Tuesday, August 31, 2010

PAT (Punting Away Tensions)



Reports out of Arizona indicate that the
Cardinals, in cooperation with the Arizona Highway Patrol, may be taking advantage of the new immigration laws by detaining 'skinny caucasions with a lead foot' in order to consider adding them to the team as punter and place kickers.
And let's be honest--they have a good chance of finding an upgrade for QB Matt Leinart from that same pool of candidates...

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